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I’m going to believe I got the free extra drink because of the bitchy gay who, when the barista asked who was next in line, cut in front of me and pointed to himself. Asshole.

I’m going to believe I got the free extra drink because of the bitchy gay who, when the barista asked who was next in line, cut in front of me and pointed to himself. Asshole.

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mattidwan:


MAGGIE: I only want one slice.FRAN: Me too. Pizza is very fattening.MAGGIE: Fran, that’s two.FRAN: No honey, not when you eat it like this. The body doesn’t know.
THE NANNY, 2.14, I’ve Got A Secret

Love.

mattidwan:

MAGGIE: I only want one slice.
FRAN: Me too. Pizza is very fattening.
MAGGIE: Fran, that’s two.
FRAN: No honey, not when you eat it like this. The body doesn’t know.

THE NANNY, 2.14, I’ve Got A Secret

Love.

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sex-and-awesomeness:

feyminism:

goodgodlemon:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

I will make an album with all her songs!!

I can’t stop laughing right!!! omgomgomgomgomg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

LIZ LEMON SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO BE ON GLEE <3333 SHE WOULD MAKE AN EPISODE OF THAT SHOW WATCHABLE :D

Lyrics:

I knew a man called Richard Dean,

Paints and brushes, paints and brushes…

Spent all weekend sweeping the floor and cooking beans,

Paints and brushes, paints and brushes…

Why, why… why do you drink so much red wine?

Well the standards man he don’t like joke about tampons…

But it’s just a natural part of the human experience,

And I - I’m not gonna stop, I’m not gonna stop doin’ them

I’m not gonna stop doin’ jokes… about tampons,

And if I see Irene Burns I’m gonna tell her to

Go back to Boston, go back to Boston

But first will ya tell me what Ken Auletta is saying,

‘Cause I can’t understand him when he speaks,

Paints and brushes, paints and brushes…

Saskatchewan, Alberta,

Medicine hat,

Medicine hat

Oh, medicine hat.

OMG WHAT IS THIS xD


EVERYONE’S GOING CRAZY OVER TINA SINGING!!! WHO WOULDNT BE???

(Source: pixiestickers, via tothedarktower)

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How to explain sexuality to kids

suzikom:

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David Sedaris. Actually, it’s Charleen. But we’re at a David Sedaris reading.

David Sedaris. Actually, it’s Charleen. But we’re at a David Sedaris reading.

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Goodbye Mind

Sometimes, when I’m deprived of sleep and struggling to finish a paper, I’ll catch myself writing complete and utter gibberish. Honestly, stuff that would only make sense to the most deranged of people. And even they would raise an eyebrow.

These are terrifying moments, because I worry that, if I’m capable of doing it and only barely catching myself, I’m probably also capable of doing it and not noticing. 

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Andrew wanted to say something interesting.

He failed.

That said, Patty Griffin is awesome.

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Sarah Harmer was, as expected, fantastic last night. It’s actually quite nice that she doesn’t feel the need to play “Basement Apt.” and “Don’t Get Your Back Up” at all of her shows. (She did actually play the former, but only after heavy demand for a second encore.)

And I got to be awkward in front of her after the show! What a lucky lady she is. 

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&#8230; And then he starts doing a Tom Cruise/booster impersonation.

… And then he starts doing a Tom Cruise/booster impersonation.

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Don&#8217;t drink, kids. One beer and this is the kind of look he gives me.

Don’t drink, kids. One beer and this is the kind of look he gives me.

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I&#8217;m giving a guest lecture at Dal today about current trends in web development. Sadly, I&#8217;m going to really need to concentrate in order to prevent myself from slipping into my Jerri Blank impersonation and saying something I&#8217;ll regret. Or get sued for.  
Student: Do we really need to think about progressive enhancement?
Me: Does a pimp carry a razor?

I’m giving a guest lecture at Dal today about current trends in web development. Sadly, I’m going to really need to concentrate in order to prevent myself from slipping into my Jerri Blank impersonation and saying something I’ll regret. Or get sued for.  

Student: Do we really need to think about progressive enhancement?

Me: Does a pimp carry a razor?

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Oh holy crap, the move that never ended&#8230;

Oh holy crap, the move that never ended…

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A real live nature photo!

A real live nature photo!

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Everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin is the top&#8230;

Everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin is the top…